Totally Funky

Product Description

For the woman who deserves the very best in life! The "Queen of F***ing Everything" mug holds 350ml of tea or coffee, more than enough for a cuppa fit for royalty.

You may know the type - high maintenance, bossy, the Queen bee, someone who treats everyone like hired help. A certain expectation of obedience. Whether it’s your wife, girlfriend, sister or colleague, next time you make them a cuppa, enhance its regal status with this cheeky ceramic mug.

Some are born to royalty. Some have royalty thrust upon them. And some simply assume the attitude of a princess and hope everyone else plays along. Well now their game is up - they've been rumbled! Our Queen of Everything mug doesn't pull any punches - it tells it like it is. And what it says is this: "Get off your high horse, your highness, and rejoin the rest of humanity back down here on planet earth. Pronto."

Of course sometimes we all deserve a bit of right royal pampering, so if you're planning on treating the special wonder woman in your life to a day spent lounging around, eating chocolates and being generally fussed over, this would make an ideal extra treat - a mug that says: "You just lie back and take it easy and we'll run around like palace slaves, providing for your every wish and desire - there's no need to raise a finger."

The “Queen of F***ing Everything” mug comes packaged in a gift box.

Size: H 90mm x D 80mm

Customer Reviews


Bought as a present. Person very happy with it.

Dolly from Haverhill 06 January 2017

Mothers mug

Absolutely brilliant, bought it for my mother, who knows absolutely everything, luckily she could see the funny side of it.

Know it alls daughter from Devon 06 January 2017

Cheeky mug

Bought for someone with a warped sense of humour, she loved it. Thanks.

Saughy from Laurencekirk 08 January 2017


Exactly as described, swift and efficient delivery, would recommend.

imac123 from London 26 October 2017


As this is a gift I was very pleased with the quality and ease and speed of purchase. Thank you

Sunshine from Alton 09 December 2017


As this is a gift I was very pleased with the quality and ease and speed of purchase. Thank you

Sunshine from Alton 09 December 2017

Fun and quirky mug.

This cup was purchased as a Secret Santa gift. The recipient was totally overwhelmed! She absolutely adores the mug. It’s well made and certainly doesn’t look cheap or tacky. I would DEFINITELY recommend this mug.

Dens from Wigan 16 December 2017

Queen Boxed Mug

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Key Features

  • Queen of F***ing Everything mug
  • Matching gift box for easy wrapping
  • Ideal for high maintenance ladies
  • Cheeky gift for a boss, wife or friend
  • High quality ceramic printed mug

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